ive been everywhere now i heading home
Warning – the below statistics might make me sound like a travel w.nker. I concur. **shakes pony tail**
- 1 year
- 120+ beds
- 47 flights
- 6 days i don’t remember
- 30 countries
- 4 ferries
- 60+ shows and festivals
- 4 life altering moments
- 5 continents
- Postcards as promised
- 2 trips to Disneyland
- Multiple bucket list ticks in the music and food categories
- 3 phones / 11 SIM cards
- 2 ambulance rides
- 1 piece of artwork
- 9800+km on a truck
- 1 new guitar
- Dozens of new friends
- An unknown amount of records, CDs, posters, DVDs, t shirts and books. Im scared to work out how many and what it all costed me.
- Countless hangovers. Im scared to work out how many and what it all costed me.
- And a lifetime worth of memories. Some i might even tell you about.
Me, my bag(gage) and my iPod left Australia. Me, my new bag(gage) and my iPod are coming back to Australia.
More info on the re-entry to follow. Be good to see some of you. If you remember me. I don’t.
Im sure you’ll have questions. Ill have answers. But i gots me the real questions. Answers appreciated. Is Karl Stefanovic still a d.ckhead? Is David Koch still a c.ck muncher? Is fire crotch woman still the PM? Does Mtv play music videos yet? Is the NRL still full of morons? Is Rove back on TV yet? Are the fricken roadworks on the Monash freeway finished yet? Does Melbourne still have no decent Thai food? What happened in the last season of Underbelly? Is JB Hi Fi still the most awesome shop ever? Will i fit in?
He said he’ll see me on the flipside.......
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